Kitty stutter….~
Children's SessionsOctober 1st, 2008
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human Beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must have been very scary.” said the teacher.
“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Ssssss, Sssss, and before he could say Shit, the Rottweiler ate him!!”
The teacher could not help laughing.
Ok…it is not a true story…just a joke! hee hee! I thought it was pretty funny though!
Here is a fun little girl!!! I love all the little faces she made! And she looked very very cute on my little red chair!
smiles… Melissa.
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love them!
{ Sep 30th, 2008 5:42 pm }the dugout ones are kickass!